That magical time of year.
Feb. 22nd, 2006 10:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
weaselmomAmerican Idol is upon us once again. I'm not going to post as obsessively as I did in years past, but
I think I have discovered the solution to the country's dependence upon foreign oil. We just need a way to harness all the energy that is released when millions of pairs of women's panties spontaneously combust during Ace's performances. Seriously. He did "Father Figure," and when he gazed into the camera and sang about being warm and naked and wanting to be my daddy, my ovaries had an out-of-body experience and found themselves looking down on the TV from the vicinity of the kitchen light fixture. And he has a brother who is quite good-looking in his own right, leading to a positive maelstrom of impure thoughts. Thank God they're both of age, because I don't think I would have access to network TV or Livejournal in the Special Hell.
I think I have discovered the solution to the country's dependence upon foreign oil. We just need a way to harness all the energy that is released when millions of pairs of women's panties spontaneously combust during Ace's performances. Seriously. He did "Father Figure," and when he gazed into the camera and sang about being warm and naked and wanting to be my daddy, my ovaries had an out-of-body experience and found themselves looking down on the TV from the vicinity of the kitchen light fixture. And he has a brother who is quite good-looking in his own right, leading to a positive maelstrom of impure thoughts. Thank God they're both of age, because I don't think I would have access to network TV or Livejournal in the Special Hell.
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