I never suspected...

[weaselmom]

...that I would be using the words "stunning upset" this early in AI Season 3, but that's exactly what happened tonight. Everybody knew that little Camile from Hawaii (not to be confused with psycho-bitch Camille-with-two-Ls from ANTM) would go to the next round. But the next strongest singer by far was Lisa Whatshername--and she got axed. Instead, big Matthew "Did I Mention I Played in the Rose Bowl?" Whatshisname goes forward. Now, I like Matt okay (that is, if he will STFU about the Rose Bowl, stop mugging for the camera while he sings, and quit threatening Simon with GBH), but I am surprised he got enough votes to go forward. S thinks part of the problem is that Lisa Whoosis was just too dumpy, lumpy, and frumpy to finish in the top two. May we suggest a minimizing bra, a top long enough to cover that unattractive pale strip of flab above your pants waist, and perhaps a nice swingy trenchcoat that hides a multitude of sins? And get your teeth whitened. And have your makeup done professionally. And for God's sake, don't let a brush be such a stranger to your hair.

Meow.

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[jeanineers.livejournal.com]

laugh freaking out loud!