Ow.

[weaselmom]

I do believe I broke my fucking toe.

Off to wash down a Vicodin with a big glass of Licor 43. In case I drop dead later tonight, you should put in your claims for my stuff now.

Maybe my toe isn't broken. Maybe it's just feeling really low.

Ow.

Comments

friggin' toe!

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

That toe's ass should be kicked! People need to know that you can't mess with Weaselmom! I'd tell that toe to go to hell and burn with all the little unbaptised babies! Yeah, and more where that came from!



Feel better soon, dammit, and don't be broken!
Chris

Re: friggin' toe!

[weaselmom.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure kicking The Toe's ass is the best plan, because that's how this happened in the first place. Picture our area rug firmly held down on the left side with a piece of furniture. Then part of the area rug is firmly held down with my right foot. Then my left foot, toe first, steps not over the edge of the area rug but rather into it at speed and with vigor, bending an unexpected way with unnecessary force.

Just as soon as we enter the Glorious Cyberpunk Future, I'm going to have these worthless, pink, fragile, squishy toes replaced with hooves. Or possibly wheels.

However, I will pass along your menacing sentiments to The Toe.