I will never eat again.

[weaselmom]

Better get a bucket. Today had many aspects of swellness, accent on the swelling. It was Brilliant Chef D's birthday, and he celebrated by inviting some lucky souls to a feijoada completa, which is a Brazilian meat fest sort of thing. We had pork chops and sausages and some dark red bean stuff with sausage and some sandy grain stuff with sausage and collard greens and rice and orange and yellow peppers and apricots and flan and guava paste. And then we had seconds. Then we lay around like Night of the Walrus People. Those wacky Brazilians! How they stay skinny enough to frequent topless beaches and flaunt their waxed crotches is a mystery to me.

I got 12 hours of sleep more or less in a row, nightmare-plagued though it was, and feel almost normal. Except for the grotesque belly distension and the sunburn, that is.

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now I'm hungry

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

I hold you responsible, missy. ;)

Remind me on Thursday, and I'll bring you some of the soothing lotion that The Husband has been using on his poor sunburned head.

Re: now I'm hungry

[weaselmom.livejournal.com]

By Thursday my skin will be peeling like cheap wallpaper in an Alabama brothel in August. Thank God the club is so dark! It will be a night for opera gloves, I think.