Conversations with Gabriel

[weaselmom]

"I have an idea! Let's not climb inside the wastebasket!"

"Are you wet? You're wet. Why are you wet? You're soaked through! What have you been doing? Answer me when I'm talking to you!"

"No. No. Gabriel, no. NO. I said NO, Gabriel. NO. Dammit, I said NO. NO NO NO NO NO."

"Gabriel, nobody wants to drink water that tastes like your feet."

"That is not yours. NOT. YOURS."

"Don't you get cheeky with your dad!"

"Please don't ride your sister."

::channeling Bill Cosby:: "Come here. Come here. Come HERE. COME HERE. Come here come here comeherecomeherecomeherecomeherecomehere!"

These are all pretty much one-sided, as you might imagine. Except for this one:

::sneezes in face:: "Thanks for sharing, Gabriel."

Comments

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

bwahhahhahahahahhahahah

[weaselmom.livejournal.com]

And you know, just minutes after we got done poking fun at him here, the poor little punkinseed was violently ill. Projectile vomiting with impressive distance. I think he ate something he shouldn't have - I found part of a wet Kleenex (see #1 above). He seems to have gotten it all out of his system. Nobody is more surprised than I am that he has lived through his first year.

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Hee! But I bet Gabriel looks really cute when he's ignoring you.

[weaselmom.livejournal.com]

There are days when that is the *only* thing that saves him from being mailed to the Moon.

[mckitterick.livejournal.com]

:-D

[weaselmom.livejournal.com]

:-\

[justinluv.livejournal.com]

Gaby cracks me up!

[weaselmom.livejournal.com]

Easy for YOU to say! ;P

[bebemochi.livejournal.com]

LOL. Especially "Are you wet? You're wet. Why are you wet?"

[weaselmom.livejournal.com]

It turns out #2 was directly related to #4. Kaylee is the only normal weasel in this household. Everybody else is a complete freak.

[bebemochi.livejournal.com]

Haha, including y'all now that you have Gaby. ;)

[weaselmom.livejournal.com]

Oh, no question! :X

I saw this and could only think of you.

[malixe.livejournal.com]

Re: I saw this and could only think of you.

[weaselmom.livejournal.com]

I love the physicality in the video! The sentiment always really bothered me, though. Ferrets don't "attack" people. Good heavens, I've been attacked by *cats* much worse!

If anybody anonymously gives Gabriel a chainsaw for Christmas, I will HUNT YOU DOWN.