Conversations with Gabriel
Aug. 14th, 2009 10:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"I have an idea! Let's not climb inside the wastebasket!"
"Are you wet? You're wet. Why are you wet? You're soaked through! What have you been doing? Answer me when I'm talking to you!"
"No. No. Gabriel, no. NO. I said NO, Gabriel. NO. Dammit, I said NO. NO NO NO NO NO."
"Gabriel, nobody wants to drink water that tastes like your feet."
"That is not yours. NOT. YOURS."
"Don't you get cheeky with your dad!"
"Please don't ride your sister."
::channeling Bill Cosby:: "Come here. Come here. Come HERE. COME HERE. Come here come here comeherecomeherecomeherecomeherecomehere!"
These are all pretty much one-sided, as you might imagine. Except for this one:
::sneezes in face:: "Thanks for sharing, Gabriel."
"Are you wet? You're wet. Why are you wet? You're soaked through! What have you been doing? Answer me when I'm talking to you!"
"No. No. Gabriel, no. NO. I said NO, Gabriel. NO. Dammit, I said NO. NO NO NO NO NO."
"Gabriel, nobody wants to drink water that tastes like your feet."
"That is not yours. NOT. YOURS."
"Don't you get cheeky with your dad!"
"Please don't ride your sister."
::channeling Bill Cosby:: "Come here. Come here. Come HERE. COME HERE. Come here come here comeherecomeherecomeherecomeherecomehere!"
These are all pretty much one-sided, as you might imagine. Except for this one:
::sneezes in face:: "Thanks for sharing, Gabriel."
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Date: 2009-08-16 07:04 pm (UTC)I saw this and could only think of you.
Date: 2009-08-25 12:06 am (UTC)Re: I saw this and could only think of you.
Date: 2009-08-25 05:53 pm (UTC)If anybody anonymously gives Gabriel a chainsaw for Christmas, I will HUNT YOU DOWN.